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Question: Why do your projects have different author names?
Using separate Author names for unconnected projects helps me to both stay organized, and to help differentiate writing styles.
Question: Why did you discontinue Electric Hearts?
Honestly, I wasn't impressed with the results of either the generation or how much effort it took to get anything consistent. Ieventually got fed up, put it on the back-burner, then did some more research into AI. I won't say I'm completely against AI in everything, but I feel like there's too many people and companies that rely on it to cut corners or avoid dealing with actual content creators. The money being used to support AI would be better spent on actual humans.
Question: Is Scarecrow Jones your actual name?/What is your real name?
No, Scarecrow Jones is not my real name; it's something I started going by in seventh grade. I will not be disclosing my actual name on this site.
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