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A couple of notes before diving in...

1. My rates are extremely low compared to other freelance-writers, and I'm okay with that for now as I am still starting out

2. My rates are essentially 1¢ a word

   • That is... beyond dirt-cheap in any time period for any professional

3. Approved topics/genres/fandoms have an addon-rate of 1.5x the initial penny-value to accommodate time and work put-in​​

4. Out-of-Genre/Fandom writings have an additional outlay of +0.5x added to the pre-tax total

   • Note::Non-fiction works substitute a +0.3x​​

   • anything requiring extended research (approved Genre/Fandom included) will have and additional addon charge of $3 per ½ hr. required

5. All "lewd" works will be graded according to the "Citrus Scale" as I knew it, and be charged accordingly

   • Lime = pretax total + 0.7x markup​​

   • Lemon = pretax total + 2x markup

   • Grapefruit = pretax total + 2.3x markup

   • Kiwi = pretax total + 2.6x markup

6. I charge a 6% sales tax to match the region I'm in​

7. Commissioned works must have their quote paid for half-upfront in order for work on it to begin

   • Upon completion of the work, you will receive a final quote for the project​ and be billed the remainder

8. ​As PayPal charges 2.9%+30¢, half of that value will be added to your final total​

9. In your submissions, please make sure to include any triggers and squicks that are reasonably likely to pop up.

10. By default, I own all rights to the commission and am free to publish it as I please. In your submission, you can request privacy of it for up to 2 years after completion, at which point I am once again able to distribute the work as I desire.

11. As all rights to the work are reserved by me, you are not able to publish or distribute the work as your own, or receive a monetary value for it. You may, however:

    • distribute/publish the work online, for free, acknowledging "Scarecrow Jones" as the author, and include a link to this website.​​

    • utilize the work (in whole or in part) in a project of yours, provided you acknowledge "Scarecrow Jones" as the author of the applicable sections, and provide a link to this website